My best-friend Ellen is abadoning me here in lincoln to move on to bigger and better things (she hopes). Good thing I didn't spring for the Best Friends heart lockett.
I will be needing a new lincon-based best friend. I'm looking for someone who is witty (you have big shoes to fill in this department), likes to try new things (especially fly-by-the-night Mexican "restaurants"), doesn't mind coonhounds, occasionally will accompany me to church when the mood strikes me, enjoys taking long walks (well that's more for Hank than me), enjoys consignment store / thrift store shopping, enjoys playing soccer but isn't too good, enjoys the occasional cocktail.
Must provide references and must have a proven track record of success. College degree a plus.
3 comments:
She's not even gone and already you're taking applications to replace her. By the way, she can't be replaced, and also why should we be your friend, you might not even show up to our going away party.
First of all, I'm just planning ahead. I haven't filled the position.
what the heck are you talking about?? I thought we said 7:30. I may have misunderstood the time/day but when I got that call I dropped everything and raced down to Yia Yia's ok. I could have gotten a speeding ticket you know.
Maybe if you'd buy me a PDA I would have more success at showing up at right time/day.
wow, already refilling my position. you know, we could keep in touch through e-mailing, phone calls, and the occasional letter.
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